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Anonymous asked: If I tried snorting coke wouldn't the ice cubes get stuck in the straw?
Well no. You see the straw was invited so that you suck (or in your case snort) the coke from the bottom of the glass and avoid the ice cubes.
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My new sounds:
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Doctor Whoever by Quirkalicious
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A birthday card I made for my cousin.
I am a good cousin.
(via collegehumor)
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I would so go see this.
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Anonymous asked: Why are you so cute? ;)
I was unaware that I was.
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Anonymous asked: If you were trapped in a room with Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black, a zombie, and you had a gun with only one bullet, which of them would you shoot?
Justin Bieber. Let the zombie eat Rebecca Black. I will then die happy knowing I killed Justin Beiber while a zombie gnaws on my head.
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No more Facebook anymore
So I got rid of my Facebook. I realize that it may have been a bad idea due to the fact that I get most of my readers from Facebook. I did it anyway. This means that I will have to come up with my own subjects to write about. I think I can do that. I also have been spending most of my time on my youtube. If you have not watched my videos yet then I do not blame you. I might return to Facebook over time depending. What it depends on I have no idea. I may get a sign or a letter. Maybe I will get a call from Mark Zuckerburg himself. I won’t get my hopes up of course.
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Anonymous asked: If a witch weighs the same as a duck, why does a duck float in water but a witch won't?
If she doesn’t float then she obviously is not a witch. Duh.

