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May 2013

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May 23, 2013197,231 notes
If I tried snorting coke wouldn't the ice cubes get stuck in the straw?

Well no. You see the straw was invited so that you suck (or in your case snort) the coke from the bottom of the glass and avoid the ice cubes.

May 21, 2013

October 2012

1 post

soundtrack of my day at Boys and girls club

My new sounds:

Oct 22, 2012

September 2012

1 post

Sep 15, 20125,541 notes

August 2012

7 posts

Aug 16, 201253,408 notes
Aug 2, 2012
Why are you so cute? ;)

I was unaware that I was.

Aug 2, 2012
If you were trapped in a room with Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black, a zombie, and you had a gun with only one bullet, which of them would you shoot?

Justin Bieber. Let the zombie eat Rebecca Black. I will then die happy knowing I killed Justin Beiber while a zombie gnaws on my head.

Aug 2, 2012
No more Facebook anymore

So I got rid of my Facebook. I realize that it may have been a bad idea due to the fact that I get most of my readers from Facebook. I did it anyway. This means that I will have to come up with my own subjects to write about. I think I can do that. I also have been spending most of my time on my youtube. If you have not watched my videos yet then I do not blame you. I might return to Facebook over time depending. What it depends on I have no idea. I may get a sign or a letter. Maybe I will get a call from Mark Zuckerburg himself. I won’t get my hopes up of course. 

Aug 1, 2012
If a witch weighs the same as a duck, why does a duck float in water but a witch won't?

If she doesn’t float then she obviously is not a witch. Duh.

Aug 1, 2012
Have the lambs stopped screaming?

Yes. Only problem is that they just will not leave my yard.

Aug 1, 2012

July 2012

2 posts

A long time indeed.

I have neglected to tend to my tumblr for that past few months and feel absolutely dreadful about it. Actually not really. I do however feel bad about it for those of you who actually read this so called ‘blog’ in which case I apologize. I have no topic due to the fact no one has really given me one. So I decided to review movies, games, albums, etc. As long as someone gives me something to review. I could always choose myself but where is the fun in that? The answer is that there isn’t. I could babble on for days but I have most likely lost 2 of the 3 people who actually read this. As a matter of fact why are you still reading this? I have nothing else to say. So go away. Are you still reading this? Why are you still here? You must have something better to do.

Jul 8, 2012
Jul 8, 20121,993 notes

June 2012

1 post

Jun 20, 2012276 notes

May 2012

3 posts

Why Angry Birds are so angry.

I was asked to write about why Angry Birds are so angry a while ago. I decided to do some research by traveling to the jungles of Africa to observe birds as well as mystical green pigs. In the end I decided not to go to Africa. Terribly hot over there. Instead I played the game Angry Birds as well as look up the many memes created about Angry Birds. And the conclusion I came to is that birds are just always angry. And that the pigs may have stole the birds eggs. Another conclusion is that maybe the birds are just bullying the pigs. The list goes on and on so no exact answer could be given. Although if you’re really curious as to why then I suppose ask the makers of the game.  

May 14, 2012
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April 2012

13 posts

Apr 29, 2012
Don't give up on love... It'll find you someday when you least expect it

No promises.

Apr 27, 2012
McDonalds

Well, for some reason my old school Chum Kameron Carver asked that I write about McDonalds. I notice the topics I have been given are not really creative. At least they humor me by at least giving me a topic to even write about. Although according to an anonymous so called question my blog is idiotic. I laugh because I believe thats almost the point. To be so idiotic its funny in a way. Like I say haters gonna hate correct? Now back to the topic at hand. McDonalds is one of the biggest fast food franchises since Dairy queen. With a famous vast array of fatty foods such as burgers, nuggets, etc. Unless you get the big mac which is pretty much a salad on a burger. Nonetheless it is delicious and craved by all humans, robots, and some dogs. Only down side to McDonalds is the after effect. A.K.A diarrhea or other types unpleasant bodily functions. Despite this we still continue to visit McDonalds. I can’t really say much else due to the fact I have very little to say about MacDonalds other then its popularity. I will finish with this. If you find this so called ‘blog’ idiotic then I have a simple solution. Shut your freakin mouth and don’t read it. Thank you.

Apr 25, 2012
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