Well no. You see the straw was invited so that you suck (or in your case snort) the coke from the bottom of the glass and avoid the ice cubes.
I was unaware that I was.
Justin Bieber. Let the zombie eat Rebecca Black. I will then die happy knowing I killed Justin Beiber while a zombie gnaws on my head.
So I got rid of my Facebook. I realize that it may have been a bad idea due to the fact that I get most of my readers from Facebook. I did it anyway. This means that I will have to come up with my own subjects to write about. I think I can do that. I also have been spending most of my time on my youtube. If you have not watched my videos yet then I do not blame you. I might return to Facebook over time depending. What it depends on I have no idea. I may get a sign or a letter. Maybe I will get a call from Mark Zuckerburg himself. I won’t get my hopes up of course.
If she doesn’t float then she obviously is not a witch. Duh.
Yes. Only problem is that they just will not leave my yard.
I have neglected to tend to my tumblr for that past few months and feel absolutely dreadful about it. Actually not really. I do however feel bad about it for those of you who actually read this so called ‘blog’ in which case I apologize. I have no topic due to the fact no one has really given me one. So I decided to review movies, games, albums, etc. As long as someone gives me something to review. I could always choose myself but where is the fun in that? The answer is that there isn’t. I could babble on for days but I have most likely lost 2 of the 3 people who actually read this. As a matter of fact why are you still reading this? I have nothing else to say. So go away. Are you still reading this? Why are you still here? You must have something better to do.
I was asked to write about why Angry Birds are so angry a while ago. I decided to do some research by traveling to the jungles of Africa to observe birds as well as mystical green pigs. In the end I decided not to go to Africa. Terribly hot over there. Instead I played the game Angry Birds as well as look up the many memes created about Angry Birds. And the conclusion I came to is that birds are just always angry. And that the pigs may have stole the birds eggs. Another conclusion is that maybe the birds are just bullying the pigs. The list goes on and on so no exact answer could be given. Although if you’re really curious as to why then I suppose ask the makers of the game.
Well, for some reason my old school Chum Kameron Carver asked that I write about McDonalds. I notice the topics I have been given are not really creative. At least they humor me by at least giving me a topic to even write about. Although according to an anonymous so called question my blog is idiotic. I laugh because I believe thats almost the point. To be so idiotic its funny in a way. Like I say haters gonna hate correct? Now back to the topic at hand. McDonalds is one of the biggest fast food franchises since Dairy queen. With a famous vast array of fatty foods such as burgers, nuggets, etc. Unless you get the big mac which is pretty much a salad on a burger. Nonetheless it is delicious and craved by all humans, robots, and some dogs. Only down side to McDonalds is the after effect. A.K.A diarrhea or other types unpleasant bodily functions. Despite this we still continue to visit McDonalds. I can’t really say much else due to the fact I have very little to say about MacDonalds other then its popularity. I will finish with this. If you find this so called ‘blog’ idiotic then I have a simple solution. Shut your freakin mouth and don’t read it. Thank you.